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Post by The Overlord on Oct 31, 2006 17:28:18 GMT -5
Just a story script about the members on central lair. Some of you should know how it works. (The Narrarator will be in the story nearly all of the time, telling the story.) OpeningNarrarator: It all began on a thursday, the last leaf fell off a tree. When than happened, a fight began. *Screen goes black.* Voice: Round 1, FIGHT! *camera turns to a TV, the game "Tekken 5" is being played by someone.* Overlord: Take That, Feng Wei!
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Post by The Rogue on Oct 31, 2006 17:38:40 GMT -5
Darth Vader (House1): There is no escape. Overlord!
*Mecha randomly walks in*
Mecha: *changes TV channel and preview comes on*
Preview dude: In a world where walking around in the middle of the afternoon meant being trampled by middle schoolers...one man was about to strike back. The Amish School Shootings, coming November 1. Rated PG-13.
Overlord: Wow. That was random. NOW TURN TEKKEN 5 BACK ON!!!
*The Rogue randomly walks in from apparently nowhere*
The Rogue: *steals Mecha's popcorn* Sup?
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Post by The Overlord on Oct 31, 2006 17:43:06 GMT -5
*Overlord switches it back to TEKKEN 5.*
Voice in game: You Loose. GAME OVER!
Overlord: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH H! And that was the second last level in that 68 level story of the game with no save points. And what are you doing in my house anyway!?
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Post by The Rogue on Oct 31, 2006 20:56:51 GMT -5
Narrator: After several hours of blankly staring at each other wondering who would answer, The Rogue, Mecha, and House1 finally decided to tell Overlord what they were really doing.
The Rogue: Alright. Alright. You got us. WE KNOW YOU ARE HIDING PIE, OVERLORD! WE KNOW YOU ARE LING TO US WHEN YOU SAY YOU HATE PIE!!! WE KNOW!!! WE WANT IT!!!
Mecha: Give. Or I shall spam joo!!!
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Mecha
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Post by Mecha on Oct 31, 2006 21:15:58 GMT -5
Mecha: yes, Overlord, prepare to meet my legendary spam. *puts on Teh Spayum Hat* *Ten minutes latah....* Overlord, turned into dust: Crud.
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Post by The Rogue on Oct 31, 2006 21:26:58 GMT -5
The Rogue: *turns previews back on*
Preview dude: In a world where eating McDonalds for a mont hstraight would make you obese...one person was about to test it all. Party at Micky D's starts Friday at a theater near you. Rated PG-13.
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Mecha
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Post by Mecha on Oct 31, 2006 21:30:44 GMT -5
Starring The Rogue, as The rogue. *gets popcorn and watches*
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Post by The Rogue on Oct 31, 2006 21:37:13 GMT -5
Narrator: That Friday at a theater near him, Mecha watched as The Rogue randomly jumped out of the theater screen and started searching for Jack in the Box.
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Fudgekitty
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Post by Fudgekitty on Dec 13, 2006 20:53:32 GMT -5
Fudgekitty: Who the f*ck are you? No wait, I know you. Wait, I do? I'm commiting suicide.
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Post by The Rogue on Dec 13, 2006 20:56:08 GMT -5
Mecha: O RLY?
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House1
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Post by House1 on Dec 14, 2006 6:24:04 GMT -5
House1: *Grabs some popcorn and watches* Looks like a fights about to start. *Tekken 5 appears on the theater screen* YAY!! Fight!!
Narrator: And House1 randoml played Tekken 5 in the Cinema. House1: It's a theater. Narrator: WHATEVER!!!
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Fudgekitty
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Post by Fudgekitty on Dec 14, 2006 17:53:08 GMT -5
*gets hit by a stray shot*
F.K: URK!
*thud*
Fudge: Mecha, come here.....
Mecha: What?
Fudge: I want you to know that.........I always hated you.
Mecha: Yeah yeah, die already you prick.
Fudge: Okay......HEEUUUGH......Bleah
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Post by The Rogue on Dec 14, 2006 18:07:47 GMT -5
Overlord: HOUSE!!!!! GIVE ME TEKKEN FIVE!!!
House: Why?
Narrator: All of a sudden a dark figure appeard behind Overlord...
The Rogue: *appears as the shadowy figure* The Force is strong with this one...
Overlord: *faints*
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House1
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Post by House1 on Dec 14, 2006 18:55:19 GMT -5
*Tekken 5 becomes Tekken 500* House1: Whatever. *Gives Overord the game* Now i'm off. *Completely Vanishes*
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Post by The Rogue on Dec 15, 2006 16:22:59 GMT -5
Fudge: What in the living heck was that.
Narrator: That would be me.
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